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Living Inside of a Whale
01:44
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There's no yard to maintain
Mowing's a pain anyway
Close to the sea
where I sail
The rent is very cheap
No electricity
Because I'm living inside
of a whale
Blubber warms me at night
A blow hole for my sky light
As many bathrooms
as I have pails
Zero H.O.A. dues
Yawns mean ocean views
Because I'm living inside
of a whale
I get my laundry clean
Grinding it on his teeth
Endless supply
of shrimp cocktails
There's room to entertain
Though the smell is quite profane
Because I'm living inside
of a whale
People stop and stare
When he comes up for air
And I'm in his mouth
Reading mail
For me it is my home
Wherever we may roam
Because I'm living inside
of a whale
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I'd saunter, skip, jaunt, or roll, but
I don't wanna walk the plank
I'd limp, hopscotch, scoot or stroll, but
I don't wanna walk the plank
I didn't lead the mutiny
Don't know why you blame me
It's not my fault we're lost at sea
I don't wanna walk the plank
I'd saunter, skip, jaunt, or roll, but
I don't wanna walk the plank
I'd limp, hopscotch, scoot or stroll, but
I don't wanna walk the plank
On the end of this board I feel the breeze
Precariously balanced above the sea
Won't be the last you see of me
I don't wanna walk the plank
Yo ho ho, Don't wanna go
Yo ho ho, Don't wanna go
Yo ho ho, Don't wanna go
Yo ho ho, Don't wanna go
I'd saunter, skip, jaunt, or roll, but
I don't wanna walk the plank
I'd limp, hopscotch, scoot or stroll, but
I don't wanna walk the plank
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3. |
Kelp!
01:45
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I heard 'Ban shuffleboard!'
When you screamed 'Man overboard!'
So I'm sure you can see
Why I did nothing
I'm not passive aggressive
I just missed your message
I thought you were shouting 'Kelp!
Kelp, kelp, kelp, kelp, kelp!'
So sorry you floated away
I just don't know what else to say
Think about, it you might see
it's funny, in, hindsight
You know how, I hate seaweed
No way you were, talking to me
I thought you were shouting 'Kelp!
Kelp, kelp, kelp, kelp, kelp!'
Think about, it you might see
it's funny, in, hindsight
You know how, I hate seaweed
No way you were, talking to me
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Some sharks are self conscious
Some sharks are vain
Not every shark is blessed
With a long flowing mane
Shark wigs are great
To hide a chrome dome
For an instant ponytail
Or an aqua afro
When a shark is bald
There's one thing that they need
They need a shark wig
They need a sea anemone
A sea anemone
WIG OUT!!
Down by the reef
They wear tentacle dreadlocks
Hairless punk rock sharks
Sport anemone mohawks
For a real virile look
They need a full head of hair
They've got to look their best
Because the lady sharks care
When a shark is bald
there's one thing that they need
They need a shark wig
They need a sea anemone
A sea anemone
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5. |
The Greatest Pyramids
02:36
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Pyramids are breathtaking
I certainly agree
Their precision and balance
Majestic symmetry
Greatest pyramids in Egypt?
Not if you ask me
They can’t beat Wisconsin’s
Pyramids on water skis
A feat of engineering
Achieved by humankind
Seen people stack
At least five high
Greatest pyramids in Egypt?
Not if you ask me
They can’t beat Wisconsin’s
Pyramids on water skis
"Oooh, ooh, ahhh!"
Is what you'll say
As you take in the show
Speeding above the lake
King Tut is all the rage
But to me he ranks below
The Dell’s Tommy Bartlett
And his water skiing show
Greatest pyramids in Egypt?
Not if you ask me
They can’t beat Wisconsin’s
Pyramids on water skis
"Oooh, ooh, ahhh!"
Is what you'll say
As you take in the show
Speeding above the lake
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6. |
Eight-Fingered Pete
01:51
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Hand-less
Pirates really need
Much much more clever
accessories
No way
I’d pick a metal hook
So I’d attach
An octopus
Nicknamed
Eight-Fingered Pete
Multitasking across
The seven seas
Other
Pirates would plea
Spare me your hand
Eight-Fingered Pete
I’d swab the decks
And post-date checks
Massage some necks
As Eight-Fingered Pete
I’d swash buckle
Build sand castles
Fight Seagulls
As Eight-Fingered Pete
As Eight-Fingered Pete
I’d write reviews
Of Mannequin 2
Ink some tattoos
As Eight-Fingered Pete
I’d shuck some clams
Check Instagram
Compose email scams
Sauté some yams
Solve cryptograms
Correspond with madams
With my octopus hand
As Eight-Fingered
As Eight-Fingered Pete
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Another Man's Treasure
02:10
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I bury my possessions
Up and down the coast
Make cryptic maps in paces
For the stuff I like the most
Precious Moments figurines
Unopened junk mail
A half scale Yoda
With exquisite details
One, one, one, one man’s trash is
Another Man’s Treasure
One, one, one, one man’s trash is
Another Man’s Treasure
No laundered cash
But some dirty clothes for sure
And collector plastic cups
I'm such a connoisseur
Will they stay in mint condition?
Of that I am distressed
In hindsight I tend to think
Should’ve used treasure chests
One, one, one, one man’s trash is
Another Man’s Treasure
One, one, one, one man’s trash is
Another Man’s Treasure
Weird finger puppet monsters
Matchbooks from tiki bars
Dr. Pepper knock offs
Like Dr. Phizz and Mr. Aahh
I searched every weekend
At the garage sales
For Herman Melville pogs
They were my white whale
One, one, one, one man’s trash is
Another Man’s Treasure
One, one, one, one man’s trash is
Another Man’s Treasure
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8. |
You Were Mermaid for Me
02:21
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The way the bubbles
Float up when you laugh
The curvy features
Of your human half
The way your hair
Swirls around your face
The way you swim
With so much grace
Sure there might be
Other fish in the sea
But I know that
You were mermaid for me
Whoa oh, oh oh,
Whoa oh, oh oh, Woah oh
Being with you
Turned my life upside down
You don’t seem to mind
When I almost drown
Our conversations
Really make me think
You’re the best thing
About having my ship sink
Sure there might be
Other fish in the sea
But I know that
You were mermaid for me
Whoa oh, oh oh,
Whoa oh, oh oh, Woah oh
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